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Q: What do you get if you cross the street with a apple and a christmas tree?
A: A pine-apple!

Q: Why are chefs so mean?
A: They beat the eggs and whip the cream!

Q: Where was candy invented?
A: Sweetland!

Q: What do you call cheese that you don't own
A:Nacho Cheese (nat-yo-cheese)

Q: What do elfs learn at school?
A: The Elf-a-bet

Q:Who is Frosty the snowman's favorite aunt?
A: Aunt
Arctica


Q: What color is a burp?
A: Burp-le!

Q: What word is always spelled incorectlly?
A: Incorectlly!

Q: What do you get when you cross the street with pants and a dictionary?
A: Smarty pants!

Q: What did the tree to the math teacher?
A: Gee, I'm a tree! (geometry)

Q:How do you cut the sea?
A: You cut it with a sea saw!